stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

Doctor Who just name dropped Tumblr.

petrichor-gouache:

praying im not getting sick and its just my stupid body or the change in weather or allergies or something else anything else

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

crime investigation show

qtbot:

hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !